suddenlywolf:

this is the greatest breaking bad video ever and it’s not even 10 seconds long


k-engo:

a collection of 100% YOUAERE My FUCKIGN GI>RLFREIONGD

(Source: sempaisan)


henrycavills:

in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck


putasokkainyourmouth:

Hearing your online friend’s voice for the first time.

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I'd whisper the sweet songs of the whales into your ear as I lovingly stick a banana up your pooper.
Anonymous

Um

I need an adult


literallysame:

I don’t even press play anymore I just reblog


joeyvachon:

i need a 3 hour kiss

(Source: dollarsign)



radsanta:

radsanta:

a cute boy randomly started texting me and is being rly nice to me?//????

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I HATE BOYS


uv-rei:

ifyoucarryonthisway:

do boys even get crushes on girls do boys even like girls do boys even feel things 

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and thats how boys work thats what we feel

(Source: averagefairy)


i found out what a 420 is you are all going to hell

TELL ME HOW YOU’D FUCK ME ANONYMOUSLY.

the-once-lost-and-alone:

darckcarnival:

In vivid detail. If I am too embarrassed you win.


therailz:

when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

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(Source: brokenthimble)


besturlonhere:

look at this thing again i hate the ocean so much it tastes weird and half the animals that come out of it look like jokes

besturlonhere:

look at this thing again i hate the ocean so much it tastes weird and half the animals that come out of it look like jokes